First of all, what in God’s name possessed someone to fry a pickle? I mean I know in America we fry everything. But really? Pickles? I mean, what?? 

Second of all, thank you, whoever you are, who’s first idea was to fry a pickle. My tastebuds appreciate your outrageous idea. 

Who would’ve known that fried pickles and ranch could taste so good? I mean it sounds utterly horrific. But it tastes amazing! My mind cannot fathom this new discovery of mine. It’s soooo good! 

Anyways, I felt the need to share my newfound discovery. Thanks again, for your attention. 

Till next time.